And now for the shortest salary negotiation ever:

Boss #1 - "Did Boss #2 talk to you about your salary?"
Me - "Yes, he did."
Boss #2 - "I told her we'd talk about it next week."
Boss #1 - "OK."
Boss #2 - (Joking) "She's asking for $1,000 a week."
Boss #1 - "She's worth 10."

And then I proceeded to carry Boss #1's printer out to his BMW for him.