Still gassy.

Really nasty, too.

I need to go to the doctor. I finally have health insurance effective today.

I don't care what anybody says, if some dude offers to pay for your plane ticket to Cancun, he wants you to sleep with him.

This new cell phone I got needs to be admitted for psychiatric evaluation. I hate it. Fucking Nokia.

I'm having all kinda of miscellaneous pains today - my ear, my stomach - I really need to go to the doctor.